Help this was supposed to be a birthday drabble, why is it 3000 words long already and nothing has happened yet argh what’s happening　

I should just make a Bevan tag

Or a Bene Bevan tag

Or a Bevan you are drunk tag

But really that last tag would just be the same as the Bevan tag　

Email from the orchestra.

They want me to come in for an audition, very excited about me contacting them.

Can’t breath.

Help.

zimrathon asked: COME HITHER, MORTAL, JUSTICE SHALL TEACH THEE HOW TO DOUGLAS

WHAT THE HELL IS A DOUGLAS?

IS THIS SOMETHING EXPLICITLY SEXUAL THAT I’M TOO NAIVE TO KNOW?

IS THIS SOME STRANGE FADE THING?

Justice, dear, you don’t need to make this conditional, you just have to stare ominously and I’ll come running.

Boring grown up stuff under the cut, nothing to see here.

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Anonymous asked: I see. I do have relatives there. Maybe it's just some vague resemblance. I see. Do have a nice day!

Haha, no worries Grey Face, have a good day yourself! You can always contact me privately you know, no need to be anon. :D

Anonymous asked: My goodness, I think I know you in real life. Which country are you from?

… Australia. Western Australia to be specific. Why anon? If you tell me who you are, we can compare notes and locations!

garret-spork:

defira85:

THOMAS THIS IS YOUR FAULT

I’M SO CLOSE TO THE… WATERLINE!

I THOUGHT THAT I’D… BEEN OVER MY HEAD… FOR THE LAST TIME.

I’M SO CLOSE TO THE… WATERLINE!

THE WAY THAT I’M LOVIN’ HER NOW, I KNOW…

THIS HAS GOT TO GO DOWN AS THE BIG ONE!

I HATE YOU I WANT A DIVORCE

Anonymous asked: *The chocolate was all wrapped securely, and the puppies were unable to infiltrate it as they were too busy snuffling around the naked spirit of Justice that you later realised was hidden beneath all of the treasure.

WELL WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO????

Anonymous asked: A basket of love, puppies, lyrium rings and chocolate sits alluringly in your ask box. A single large red ribbon sitting luxuriously atop its mountain of goodness. The tag is bereft of a sender, it only has the sentiment "You're perfect" scrawled in boldface across the 'to' and 'from' lines. You note that this messy detail is out of place amidst the careful precision that has gone into the presentation of the rest of the gift.

*opens ask box*

What is… what? How are these puppies staying in place? How have they not fled, or gotten into the chocolates?

HOW DID YOU GET LYRIUM HERE???

I JUST

THOMAS THIS IS YOUR FAULT