epsilonbeta replied to your photo: I wish I could say that turning around to see this…
TBH that’s a pretty legit-looking dudebro you have there.Dudebro Defira is the middle sibling and I think he has an undying need for attention as a result of being stuck in the middle
Hence his psychotic facial expressions and tendency to pretend he’s a cassowary and crawl over the back of the couches to freak me out
I wish I had siblings that were that cool.
I am jealous, Defira. Incredibly jealous.
OH GOD NO don’t be jealous of my family, Sibling the Younger is the only one I give a shit about most of the time
My sister and I aren’t on speaking terms and haven’t been for a very long time because she’s a ridiculously toxic human being and I’m better off without her in my life
Dudebro Defira is quite literally the textbook definition of charming sociopath, he’s a sexist racist mansplaining and occasionally violent asshole who also manages to make everybody in the vicinity fall in love with him because he’s witty, succesful and (mostly) attractive (when he’s not running around with knives in his mouth). Like no shit he has used physical intimidation/violence against me when Mr Defira wasn’t home before and I didn’t know any better about what the fuck was going on at the time
Don’t be jealous of him, I’m counting down the days until he moves out and I never have to have anything to do with him ever again
And then there’s Sibling who is sort of a male of me, we tell everyone we’re twins even though he’s ten years my junior. He’s alright. You can be jealous of Sibling.
greyfoxoverlord replied to your photo: I wish I could say that turning around to see this…
What on earth is he holding in his mouth? Anything that bright green makes me think of a dog’s chew toy.
It’s a butter knife. I don’t know where he got it from, because it sure as hell ain’t from my cutlery drawer.
epsilonbeta replied to your photo: I wish I could say that turning around to see this…
TBH that’s a pretty legit-looking dudebro you have there.
Dudebro Defira is the middle sibling and I think he has an undying need for attention as a result of being stuck in the middle
Hence his psychotic facial expressions and tendency to pretend he’s a cassowary and crawl over the back of the couches to freak me out
Eddie just gave me a nosebleed
/quietly screaming because Mr D encountered an NPC on DK voiced by Adam Leadbeater
Shut up I take what I can get, this is literally not even a table scraps situation, table scraps would be a feast compared to what I get by on
ALSO I CAUGHT UP ON OVER TWENTY FOUR HOURS OF TUMBLR WOOOO
Alright guys it’s giveaway time again.
I’ve not recovered from the last one but whatever,
I’m still working on the fanfic giveaway.
YAAAAAY FREE STUFF
So anyway I have these 3 Blasto Pendants that I’ve made, and they’ve all got slight defects (chips, cracks, nail marks, etc) and so they aren’t going on my etsy. Once I’ve got my design perfected, you’ll be able to buy the ones I sell from there if you don’t win one of these.
Reblog this (Nope, not counting likes, sorry) by 11.59 GMT on the 24th May to grab one of these three. Winners will be picked with random number generator, you must be willing to give me a delivery address so I can get them to you. Go fandom go.